Well...Scandal arrived, and Scandal was less than fulfilling.

Scandal was a bad kisser, a boring conversationalist, and wanted me to do strange porny things with my tongue. Scandal also bossed me around in a way that made me roll my eyes. Scandal didn't get me off, mostly because I stopped caring about the sex about halfway through it. Scandal slapped me real good, though - just the way I like.

Better luck next time, Lusty!